why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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