physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
