i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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