You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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