So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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