Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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