ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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