Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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