so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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