So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i used baking grease as lip gloss
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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