at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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