Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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