i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
