seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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