i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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