Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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