can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
do herpes really smell.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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