My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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