Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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