I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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