So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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