lets start a swedish sibling band together
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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