I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
