Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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