I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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