Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
and she was petting her beer can
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
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