I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I love having hate sex.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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