You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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