Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
there is glitter all over my balls
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