i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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