Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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