OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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