quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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