i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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