awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
It's never too late to be topless.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize