I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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