I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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