I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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