I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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