but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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