Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
kristin has been a bad kristin
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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