using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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