if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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