I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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