so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
We need to get me chipped asap
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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