I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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