the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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