I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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