oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
