So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
