I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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