Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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