tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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