I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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