I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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