after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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