hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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