Non-Jews are for practice
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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