My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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