The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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